i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I CAN MOONWALK!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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