He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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