I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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