hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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