Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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