i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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