I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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