OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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