At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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