i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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