arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize