like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
All I want is dick and wine.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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