My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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