So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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