making cat noises will not fix the situation.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I touched a dick in church today
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize