She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Boobs speak an international language.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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