Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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