At least make sure they are 18
Why
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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