We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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