Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I FOUND THE LEGS
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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