Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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