I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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