Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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