You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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