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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
did i just pee glitter
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