new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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