Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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