Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
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dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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