found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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