you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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