East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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