so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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