your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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