ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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