Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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