so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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