weddingsv make me drug and hornr
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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