She went from zero to smokin in five shots
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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