theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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