i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the day after is always just damage control
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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