I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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