I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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