I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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