...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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