He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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We are two peas in an std pod
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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