I'm drive I can fine osifer
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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