she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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