What a fucking waste of an outfit
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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