i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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