Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Someone shit on the floor
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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